Conjure-Con

 Thank you!

 Thank you.

 Now I will need a volunteer.

 Fuck me.

Hmmmm

 Ummm... Right.

 Pick a card please sir.

 And return the card to the deck please.

  Is this your card?

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

Sprinkles

Here you go Sprinkles!




Welcome to your new home.


~Sssprrriiinnnklllesss~


~Sssprrriiinnnklllesss~

H-How do you know my name!?

~We were all named Sprrriinnnklllessss~

AAAAHHHHHHH!

BUM BUM BUUUUUUUM!
*Glub Glub*

Manifest Destiny

Husband! The wilds are upon us!

Fret not mother, We shall overcome this seething heathenous beast.

Form Manifest Destiny!

AMERICA

Elf Temp

This year's Christmas card drawn by me and masterfully painted by Story.